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  Paradise sharks will eat seaweed and lions will eat pineapples...What ?? Dinosaurs ate patatoes!!!

  by Witness 007 in

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  yes my friends if you went to "witness college" you would know dinosaurs before "eden" ate tomatoes.

  and in paradise snakes will give tender kisses to your ankles!!

  what would david attenborough animal expert think of this nonsense.

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  So sharks and dinosaurs would wait on street corners for some animal to die of old age or fall down some stairs.HA HA HA HAA that is so funny. I can just see a T-rex tripping another dinosaur over and yelling "No this ones dead..." "NO I AM NOT!!!" 😈
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  Singapore does the right thing

  by jdubhub in

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  http://blogs.reuters.com/faithworld/2015/11/25/singapore-slashes-publication-bans-but-not-for-jehovahs-witnesses/

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  No porn? Bastards! This countries people will live better lives without jw.org.
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  Little Thought for Lurkers, oringinal sin?

  by Diogenesister in

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  just one little thought....adam & eve ate the fruit from the tree "of the knowledge of good & evil".

  so..in other words, before they ate they did not know right from wrong...hmmmm so how can you blame someone who does not know right from wrong?.

  for a crime to take place in human law you must have the act - 'actus reus' - and the guilty mind or 'mens rea' as it is termed.

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  Witness 007

  "Mens rea!! How could I get that! I always use condoms!"

  -Gene Wilder.
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  Reasons for doubting.

  by New day in

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  2. beliefs

  somebody mentioned in a recent topic that they had a conversation with a former elder whose breaking point was when the overlapping generation was highlighted in recent times and how he would never serve again until somebody gave him a scriptural reason to believe it.

  i am in a similar position.

  i have gone in the last 18 months from taking the wt study, leading fs groups, and doing talks on the mtngs to doing almost nothing, as i resigned a little over a year ago as an elder due to a combination of family responsibilities and huge doubts.

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  Im very very disapointed that these men are flogging a dead horse....soo embarassing.
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  Everybody loves Raymond

  by Saintbertholdt in

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  2. scandals

  a while ago the user vinman started a forum thread called: "ray franz was an idiot".

  the reaction to it was quite negative but i have to admit that the title of that thread was intriguing to me.

  by nature i am an iconoclast.

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  I think he stayed in because he had invested soo much in the JW.ORG. After writting the Aid book he must have had huge doubts (like 607 bce) Where would he go...no house money anything. He played himself down in his first book...but clearly he had "apostate" views but was waiting for "the bullet" to hit him...hard to leave your "family" of brothers.
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  Paradise sharks will eat seaweed and lions will eat pineapples...What ?? Dinosaurs ate patatoes!!!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  yes my friends if you went to "witness college" you would know dinosaurs before "eden" ate tomatoes.

  and in paradise snakes will give tender kisses to your ankles!!

  what would david attenborough animal expert think of this nonsense.

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  Damn athiest scientists planted da fake dinosaw bones in da ground to tricks the folks....devils!!!
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  Mormons vs. Jehovah's Witnesses

  by Downtowner in

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  forgive me if this has been covered before but i haven't seen anything about it recently.. in exploring the two faiths, mormons vs. jehovah's witnesses, which were both founded in the 1800s with the mormons being slightly a slightly older religion it seems mormons is a more attractive religion than jehovah's witnesses.

  do not get me wrong, i'm not looking at joining the mormon church.

  but i still enjoy studying other faiths and different belief systems.

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  Joesph Smith was given a book by angels....then they took it back. Jesus came to the USA and American indians are jewish.....lol religion!!
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  Paradise sharks will eat seaweed and lions will eat pineapples...What ?? Dinosaurs ate patatoes!!!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  yes my friends if you went to "witness college" you would know dinosaurs before "eden" ate tomatoes.

  and in paradise snakes will give tender kisses to your ankles!!

  what would david attenborough animal expert think of this nonsense.

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  Yes my friends if you went to "Witness College" you would know dinosaurs before "eden" ate tomatoes. And in paradise snakes will give tender kisses to your ankles!! What would David Attenborough animal expert think of this nonsense. Dinosaurs had armour and horns just to prevent bumping into each other. I was stupid to believe this.
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  lets go surfing now everybodies learning how

  by Sabin in

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  2. beliefs

  here is something that i don't get, the wtbts bangs on bout the value of life & how we shouldn't take chances with it cause it would be disrespectful to jah.

  g. yeah, like parachuting/sky diving/speeding & all that.

  however, they say naf all about surfing do they.

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  Masturbation is very dangerous...you could take an eye out! 👍
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  I have been informed that if u are df and you appeal the decision and you loose appeal

  by poopie in

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  the elders will keep you out longer as payback for you appealing their decision how dare you peon appeal the secret weapons design you stupid publisher.

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  Has ANY appeal ever changed anything.